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live-from-studio-60:

Suddenly, I feel a lot better about myself.

One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god
cholulasperm:

is that booty phat?

cholulasperm:

is that booty phat?

cholulasperm:

shiiiiit, it is

cholulasperm:

shiiiiit, it is

I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.